Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Invisible Ink!

I've just penned this (whilst peeling the vegetables, Ms Multi-Tasker triumphs! ;-) for those of you out there in cyberspace crying out for a slight sight of a silly shorties story. This will probably be an one-off opportunity (Praise the Lord I hear you cry!) A wordy world premiere. So for Mr NB let's call this one No.157 shall we??! ;)


Invisible Ink
.
Blank blotter
Pen poised
Movement made
Scribbles scratched
Sentences started
Efforts erased
Sheets screwed-up
Quill quits
Blast! Blast!
Neurotic nightmare
Wacky whimsical witty wannabee writer
wonders where words went
wishes word-flow would
magically manifest
dramatic distracting dilemma demanded
chomping chocolate coated
biscuits beckons!
CHOMP! CHOMP! ;-)
.

TF! What? You're going to piss your readership off big time 'ere AND you've exceeded 25 words. Hmmm, that be 'cause I'm on a (jam) roll. Let's blame it on the W's.

Right, I'm going back to my photography. CLICK. CLICK. Writing is far too HARD methinks. But one should always try ;-) (plus no-one can ever accuse me of not being TRYING on this blog!). Hmmm, TF, perhaps you should of given them the short story of the comeuppance of Fraulein Fanny :)

19 COMMENTS:

claire p said...

No you must keep going, that was very good indeed. Especially liked the idea of chocolate biscuits, yum. (what, no I'm not on a diet, honestly I'm not!).

TOM FOOLERY said...

Mrs P, Chocolate rules! I've got 200 of the little buggers. I'm marrying them up with some of my photos, purely for my own amusement. I'm easily amused. But in a strange way I'm finding it all rather therapetic :) TFx

claire p said...

Chocolate theropy, what a bloody good idea!

TOM FOOLERY said...

Calorie controlled caramalized chewy chocolate. Chomp! Chomp! ;-)TFx

Lane said...

That's the perfect ode to a writer.

200 of these you say? 200!?

TOM FOOLERY said...

Lane, Yep! So sad but terribly true. The crappy litle buggers seem to be increasing by the day :O TFx

I feel like I've been infested with nits or should I say nitwits ;-) TFx

Random Reflections said...

That was really good. With photos as well, we are going to have a feast ahead of us. More biscuits please!

TOM FOOLERY said...

Random! Hold your head in shame you had me thinking that you were a woman of taste. You can't possibly want more of this CRAP!!? Go forth and raid thy biscuit barrel and feed thy brain ;-) TFx

Cait O'Connor said...

That's very good TF.

Joe Stein said...

Hi TF, I really like that. And I think you should be even more trying whenever possible. After all, it’s your blog!
I think people call it micro fiction(?) I tried it once for a (very minor) anthology and thought my effort was really good. Unfortunately, everyone else thought it was lousy and it wasn’t accepted, so I slunk (slank? slonk?) back to my usual stuff...

Shirley Wells said...

TF: That is excellent. Very, very clever. We need the pictures with it ...

And I'm going to spend all afternoon wondering if it's slunk or slank... ;o)

TOM FOOLERY said...

Cait, thanks. My mind tends to wander when I've to cook :)

Joe, But my "trying" cappers tends to get me into big trouble at times! ;-) Slunking, slanking, slonking .....I like those words :) TFx

Shirley, Yep! Methinks the images will help to distract one from the CRAP words :)

TFx

Karen said...

I nearly tuned out after reading 'peeling vegetables' having sliced off the corner of my little finger last night with my sharp new veggie peeler - that's the first and last thing I ever buy from a shopping channel :oO

The chocolate shortie (see what I did there?) has made me feel better though :o))

TOM FOOLERY said...

Clarkey, Ouch! Poor you, eat takeaways ;-)) Chocolate shorties I like that :) Tommox

Debs said...

That was so clever!

Nota Bene said...

No, no, no...that looks much more like number 163 to me...
...but very good nonetheless

SarahA said...

*dance* I am thinking you need to do more of such. Lovely alliteration within your words; you.

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TOM FOOLERY said...

Debs, thanks

NB, No 163 is still incomplete ;-)

Sarah, I shall go and polish my dancing shoes :)

TFx