Thursday, 21 May 2009

HELP! Expert opinion sought!

Oh! So you think you're an expert then. Do ya now? Good. Right. As a rule, I tend to have a bit of a maverick mentality but (I'm desperate) I need your help to answer a question :)

Right, my question is all about the interesting subject of Quantum Physics. You what? I lie. The question(s) (note the plural here) thought I'd slip another question in whilst I had your attention. So come on concentrate now. Sit up straight.

Question 1.
Simply, would you pick up, read or even consider reading/buying a book (with a working title) called "Bullsh*t Blurb!" ?

Don't you be writing me an essay now, a simple yes or no will do. I'm working on a master plan (to take over the world) and you're my lovely little fluffy guinea pigs ;-) To be serious for a wee moment here, I'm working on a booky type idea/thingy. My head is in a spin. This idea if truth be told, is a bit mad, quirky and unconventional like (but not rude)! As you know I tend to veer away from normal on this blog ;-) I do a bucketful of normal in real-life. Sigh.... One has to eat, drink and pay the bills etc. etc.

That was easy, now for the difficult one.


Question 2.(this is indirectly linked to Q1,well in my mind it is! )
Right open your eyes wide and feast thy eyes on the image below. On seeing this image what is the FIRST thing that springs into your mind. Try to use thy imagination :) Don't panic, there are no wrong or right answers to this question.


Thank you for wasting a few moments of your (life) time to answer the above questions. Of course, all this is in the name of research. We could (possibly) be on the verge of a new discovery here! But don't hold your breath. For it could all be just a pie in the sky. But then again from acorns an oak tree might just grow ;-) CHOP! CHOP! Timber ........


17 COMMENTS:

Blu said...

Yes.........

It is a new method to stop a boat from sinking.

ciao 4 now Blu x

Amanda said...

Yes

A brown zebra with a blue tail.

Did I win? :-)) xx

Debs said...

Yes.

It made me think of a cow's tail (the wood being the cow!)

Karen said...

Yes

and ...

...where's the key gone?

Sounds exciting :o)

(I've been reading up on Quantum Physics believe it or not, for my novel!)

claire p said...

Yes.

it's a bit of blue string sticking out of a hole. Too literal?

TOM FOOLERY said...

Blu, liking your thinking here, but is blue the right colour? Red ?

Ms Allsorts, Everyone is a winner in my book! :)

Debs, mooo ;-)

Clarkey, Find the key to unlock my thoughts. Exciting? Hmmm, it's what I would call different as my "passing" gift I may let you have a butchers.

Now Quantum Physics! Blinkin' 'eck woman. Lie down in a dark room ;-)

Claire, Literal thinking has its place :)

TFx

Nota Bene said...

No (never judge a book by its title?)

It's a worm

TOM FOOLERY said...

NB, Good man :)

A worm ? Get 'knotted" ;-) TFx

Shirley Wells said...

Yes.

It's a mouse doing a break out of jail thing...

TOM FOOLERY said...

Shirley, now that's what I call an imagination. Do you write by any chance? ;-) TFx

Lane said...

Q1 - Yes

Q2 - It's a little piece of string hanging out of a nesting box. The concerned parents put it their so their babies could make it back to the nest.

You are intriguing us with your creative plans:-)

TOM FOOLERY said...

Lane, that is such a gentle and sweet thought :)

As you well know m'dear I like to have an air of mischief mystery about me. When and if I ever finish fiddling with this madcapers idea I'll let you have a wee look. Groan! what a treat! ;-) Quick escape! Pack your suitcase and leave the country right now. I'm told the South of France is rather nice.:) TFx

Blu said...

Please drop in on your way to the hot South.....what am I doing here?

Dar said...

Yes, definitely :)

for some reason the flush for an outhouse toilet came to mind. ... Not sure why though, or how exactly it would work, but that's what immediately popped into my head.

Tam said...

Yes - curiosity

It's obviously a bell pull (and the bell is one of those deep, sonorous ones which once had an ornate mettle chain but it broke)

TOM FOOLERY said...

Blu, A free holiday? WOW! ;-)

Dar, An outhouse toilet in the outback where spiders lurk awaitig their next victim ;-)

Tam, I like this one. Ding, Dong.

TFx

Cait O'Connor said...

1. No
2. A ship.