The taboo subjects I will NOT be blogging about in future are DEATH (whoops! sorry Big Ears) SEX and POLITICS.
OK, it's OFFICIAL, I'm slightly bonkers as observed/commented (on my last - I'm pissed off with the world and prevent freedom of speech post! ) by Ms Lane, who I hasten to add is currently staring in her own webcam silent sex video - entitled "Look into my Eyes" ;-) Does it pay well Ms Lane!!? Now enough of this smutty talk TF, you have a reputation to mantain !
Oh, this Sunday, I've decided to quick march my way upto Hyde Park Corner stand on my soapbox and "rally the troops" (always partial to a uniform, me. Hmm maybe I could do my own sex webcam?!!) to join the "TF Alternative Political Party". My mascot will be a Gnome!
My yet to be finalised Manifesto (Womanifiesto) is as follows:
1. Abolish Bullshit in the UK.
2. Abolish fecking Big Brother camera's in the streets.
3. Invest in Education, Hospitals and Employment opportunities
4. Bring back National Service ?!! (Hmmm)
5. Bring back manners. PLEASE!
6. Make every Monday a chocolate eating day.
7. Bring back hope and laughter.
So come on join me and add your ideas to the Womanifiesto.
Woman of the world unite! Take charge!. Burn your bras (shit maybe that's going a wee bit too far TF). Stay firm :-)
I'll be around to read your blogs after I've finished sitting on the patio on my Bullshit bench sipping a nice cool larger or two :)
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Cheers, Ms, TF xx
Well, I'm in agreement with all of those. I also think we should have two hour lunch breaks and four day weekends.
Cheers AB, bottoms up!
Debs, Oh, that sounds so civilised. Everyday is a holiday :)
TFx
All excellent. I'll certainly join the TF APP. I think we should make every Wednesday a chocolate eating day too. Oh, it already is...
lol:-) It doesn't pay enough TF. Not enough to keep me in chocolate buttons (or dog chews):-)
I like your manifesto. Can we add, anyone found dropping litter be fined 12 million quid or made to do street cleaning/hospital toilet cleaning duties for a year.
Chin, chin:-)
TF: Is a 'larger' a larger lager?! If so, I'm voting TF!
Bigger measures in pubs, sod the health implications!
Bigger taxes for footballers and their WAGs, or else I can confiscate their Louis Vuitton?
Two day working week and five day weekends? Am I pushing it now?!
Go TF!!!
Cancel that waste of money White Horse and spened it on a local school or hospice.
Stop Bankers who have made major cockups from getting huge payouts!
I couldn't stay firm if I burned my bra!
Does the chocolate eating have to be only Mondays?
Can we outlaw leggings please? And anyone smaller than a size 12 should pay more tax. And all size 16s shouldn't pay any!
Sign me up.
Wandered over from visiting "A Woman of No Importance." Glad I landed here.
A couple of observations about the Wo/Manifesto.
1. Not just in the UK. but "across the pond" as well. Same goes for political correctness.
4. Not sure about National Service. It's not been part of our way in Canada.
As for the rest, you're just too right.
Cheers.
I'm sooooo gutted I missed your 'thirteen knockers' game while I was sulking under the duvet. (Waiter's Block, you see - I was off writing because of the waiting, if you get my drift.
Anyway your manifesto is sound, girl. Go for it.
Could you add something about banning fuel tank gauges that always point to empty/windscreen washer bottles that refuse to fill themselves and glove compartments that gorge themselves with crap?
Oh - and tyres that inexplicably register 10 when they should read about 20 something or other.
(Hubby has just had rant about my car)
I'll follow a gnome mascot if it means a chocolate day every Monday ;@)
Exsqueeze me, but did just read the 'G' word in there? Tut tut. How about abolishing those little blighters? Oh, okay I suppose they're harmless enough...
How about a national cake day? Oh and make it sunny every day too, because it makes people feel better :o))
Hmmm I have a feeling the the references to big ears and gnomes has some meaning that I am missing, but I'll join the party anyway. Everyone should eat chocolate on Mondays, and drink beer on fridays. But if we're burning bras, I'll have to borrow someone elses, I haven seen one of those contraptions in years. :)
I very much like the idea of a womanifesto
TF is impressed and pleased with all your ideas which have been added to the Womanifestio. Especially the larger LAGERS, a must methinks :) TFX
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