Friday, 27 February 2009

Roll up! Roll up! Everyone's a winner.....

" Roll up! Roll up!

Everyone's a winner.

Bargains galore..."



NO!

What do you mean NO!

TF, you cannot say everyone's a winner!

Why not ?

Because it's a lie. It doesn't comply with the rules of the competition and there's no way on this Earth that everyone can win a competition! Otherwise it wouldn't be a competition, it would be a promotion. OK, understand.

Hmmm, rules (I hate rules. Humbug!)

TF! Now start again!

OK, the wonderful English crime and romantic writer Shirley Wells latest book is being published on the 26th March and she has a wee little competition running on her blog, where YOU (yes you!) can win a signed (well I think, I hope it's signed) hardback copy of her latest book.



(what a great front cover, sets the scene rather nicely methinks)

Now go over and enter. BTW she has a serious passion for displacement activities...


Don’t forget; spread the word ;-)

(Hmmm, I wonder if I could get a job as a publicists?)

NO!


8 COMMENTS:

Shirley Wells said...

Wow! Thank you, m'dear. And of course it's signed ... covered in chocolate smudges too probably...

And yes, I have a *very* serious passion for displacement activities so please amuse me. ;o)

Of course you could get a job as a publicist. Easy peasy. If only I could afford one.

Shirley Wells said...

BTW, publicist is not an easy word to type - or say - when you've just got back from the pub.

TOM FOOLERY said...

HA! HA!

I'm cheap! Very cheap and cheeky
;-)

I hope this naughty (by me) bit of PR marlarkey doesn't back fire on you m'dear. TFx

Debs said...

Ooh I'm off to enter right now.

I'll definately spread the word TF.x

Amanda said...

Still trying to think of what to say for my entry. Love Shirley Wells' books anyway - so will be buying it - but don't tell her, because I want to win it! :-)x

claire p said...

I'd love to write a crime novel. I'm sure you could murder someone with a Butternut Squash, the perfect murder, you could eat the murder wepon! But that's as far as I've got, ho hum.

KAREN said...

Looks rather marvellous! You should be on commission :o)

Lane said...

Ooh I like the purple. Easier on the ole eyes.

I will be spreading Shirley's word shortly:-)