Methinks to some degree we (the human race/Establishment) have lost sight of the true reason for living and at times take life far too seriously. I'm not naive to know that at times life can be a BITCH (so to speak) and that bad, sad and mad things will happen to us on this bumpy journey of our lives. But somehow I truly believe that we have to retain our sense of humor - as after all it doesn't cost a dime. Hang on a minute! Or does it? Yesterday I read in the Metro (free paper) that a handful of British Telecom employees were dismissed from their jobs for sending a rather witty (Irish) joke (methinks, but others may of course not agree) via their internal email. Blinkin' 'eck they worked in a Call Centre and therefore probably needed a bit of light relief.
So bearing the above in mind, if you're a woman (half the population) and you're offended by the following little humour. All I can say is tough tits, life after all is a BITCH! :))
BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs,
they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love,
they call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way,
they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it,
I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I' should' be.
I am outspoken,opinionated and determined.
I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me,
try to douse my inner flame,
try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch ,so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself
B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
TF says never lose sight of your inner BITCH ;-)
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18 COMMENTS:
TF, then I aspire to being that kind of bitch!
That's the kind of bitch I like!
(apart from Peggy and Teabag of course:-)
You've put a smile on my face at
6am. That's rare! Usually I'm right bitch in the morning! x
TF, that kind of behaviour by BT..makes my blood boil..surely that means I am taking life too seriously? No...or am I being a bitch?
B – bakes
I – incessantly
T – then
C – cleans
H - house
There does seem to be a climate of extreme political correctness going on at the moment, in the wake of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand debacle :oO
I think I need to be more of a BITCH more often!
I loved this! We bitches must unite!
Heare hear!I think I'm one of those bitches but hope not to be the other sort? Fx
More power to the bitches I say.
An excellent post, TF.
I've been a right bitch today ... and shall continue to be so!
Bitches of the world unite!
I think the PC bregade need to get a life.
I so want to be a big bitch x
I'll join the BITCH club!
I want to be a bitch too.
Amen to that. I recall seeing this bit of verse years ago and have since been working on my aspirations to become just that sort of bitch.
Been there, got the lifetime membership card. xo
Bitches united - with a wonderfully witty male bitch Chopper who's willing to bake and clean our houses. Good man ;-) TFx
LOL, and all along I was looking for my inner child! Sheeesh. LOL
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